In a long-term marriage where the spark had all but faded, one older woman decided to take a daring step to revive their passion. Determined to bring back some excitement, she secretly mixed a Viagra pill into her husband’s coffee—without realizing the wild turn her plan would take.
Worried about her husband’s dwindling libido, she visited her doctor for some advice.
The doctor asked, “Have you ever tried Viagra?”
She replied, “No way! That stubborn old man won’t take any pills. He wouldn’t even take his aspirin!”
The doctor then suggested a crafty alternative: “You might need to be sneaky. Try what I call ‘Irish Viagra.’”
Intrigued, she asked, “Irish Viagra? What’s that?”
“It’s simple,” the doctor explained. “Just slip a pill into his coffee. He won’t notice a thing. Here’s a sample—come back next week and tell me how it goes.”
A week later, she returned, exclaiming, “Oh my God, it worked—but it was absolutely awful!”
Surprised, the doctor asked, “Awful? But wasn’t the sex amazing?”
“It was the best sex I’ve had in 20 years!” she admitted. “But as soon as he drank the coffee, he shot up out of his chair with a big smile, eyes twinkling, and his pants practically bursting at the seams. He knocked over the dishes, ripped my clothes off, and started making love to me right there on the table. It was a complete disaster!”
The doctor asked, “So what was so bad about it? The sex was good, wasn’t it?”
“It was incredible, but now I’ll never be able to set foot in Starbucks again!” she exclaimed.
A lifetime ban from the café wasn’t exactly mentioned in the brochure’s “risks and side effects,” but at least the doctor’s unconventional advice did manage to reignite their marriage. Share this if it made you laugh!